The Star Spangled Banner - Colin Kaepernick Edition

The Star Spangled Banner - Colin Kaepernick Edition


Oh, say can Kap See
That Whites raised him right
Why is he protesting that we hate
At the bling and his last tatoo
Who’s broad shoulders made a big star
Though he never faced a perilous fight
O’er the Riches we gave
Were so genorously shared
And the police’s blue stare
The blm rapping for dares
Gave us proof that there is danger
And that we will stand while our flag is still there
Oh, it’s not perfect but for the Star Banngled Banner we Stand
O’r the Fans are not for Kap

Because he thinks he is brave

The Futures So Bright I Have To Wear Blue Shades - Parody

The Futures So Bright I Have To Wear Blue Shades


I study political science, I love my classes
I got a crazy candidate who wears Blue glasses
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

I wanna job waiting for her inauguration
Four Fifty thou a year will buy a lotta beds
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

She’s only Seventy needs her rest and her Eppi Device
She’s a Weezin-Dom Lechy with x-rayed Lungs
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

Yeah, She is no doing it right, not getting healthy
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She gotta wear Blue shades, She gotta Blue wear shades
Gotta wear Blue shades, got to wear Blue shades
She’s only Seventy needs her rest and her Eppi Device

She’s a Weezin-Dom Lechy with x-rayed Lungs


Blue Sunglasses at Night - Parody

She wears Blue sunglasses at Night
So She can so She can
Stop Twitching and weaving and keep breathing not to give you story lines
And She wear her Blue Sunglasses at night
So She can so She can
Keep track of the double visions in her eyes
While she’s deceiving us
She has extra security (has)
She got no control of her bowels
I turn to her and say
Don’t switch the lights on while Hillary’s in shades, oh no
Don’t masquerade with the body double in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
‘Cause you got we got it bad with the Hillary in shades, oh no
And She wears her Blue sunglasses at night
So She can so She can
Forget her Seizures while she collects her calm
And She wears her Blue sunglasses at night
So She can so She can
See the Medical Van that’s right before her eyes
While she's deceiving us
She get medical and security
She Wants control of Us
I turn to her and say

Don’t Twitch!

Hillary in A Coma - Parody To The Tune of Girlfriend In A Coma by The Smiths

Hillary in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Hillary in a coma, I know
I know - they say it’s not serious
There were times
When she could
Have collapsed before us
But, you know, I would hate
To lose anything to her
NO, I DON’T WANT U TO VOTE FOR HER
Do you really think
She'll pull through?
Hillary in a coma, I know
I know - media says not serious
There were times when I could
Have slapped her
but, you know, I would hate
to lose anything to to her
WOULD YOU PLEASE
Pull Her Plug!
Do you really think
She'll pull through?

Let me wish for her defeat in this election