Trumpster vs. Cruzbot Online Battle


Cruzbot:
Cruz will never give an endorsement. I'll be voting my conscience, Gary Johnson.

Trumpster:
Good for you! I'm glad you are not writing in Ted Cruz.

Cruzbot:
Cruz isn't on the ballot but Johnson is. I'll vote for who is on the ballot and the down ticket but I won't ever vote for crooked Hillary or Don the con.

Trumpster:
Oh, I thought you were voting for Johnson because you knew Cruz was a fraud who asked the DNC for money to defeat Trump. Never mind.

Cruzbot:
Hate to break it to you but your tinfoil hat theories of Cruz asking the DNC for money is another Trumpbart hoax.

Trumpster:
 Was his plane ride with Obama also a hoax?

Cruzbot:
They flew together in an awkward plane ride to the Dallas police memorial you confused nut.

Trumpster:
I bet it was awkward for Obama to see Ted begging for money.

Cruzbot:
Seeing how money wasn't discussed, I suppose it was. Your tinfoil hat is in too tight.

Trumpster:
I bet you love seeing Chris Christie hug Obama as well. Cruz is and was a moron for going anywhere with Obama.

Cruzbot:
You do realize New Jersey went through a freaking flooding storm right? You Trumptards are pathetic.

Trumpster:
I Didn't see the Governor of Louisiana give George Bush a great big hug. Mm, perhaps the Dems are more politically astute than the GOP. Dummies like Ted Cruz and Chris Christie think the Democrats are on their side. Then they are shocked when the Democrats use them and blame them for the problem. And you call me a Trumptard.


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