Fight Song Parody

Fight Song Parody

Like a Small email
On My Server
Getting Big Donations
Like How a Single Check
Can make Borders Open
But I only have one catch
That I can make an even Billion

All all those things I shouldn’t take
Blood clots inside my brain
I will hide them for tonight
Can hear my screaching this time?

This is my defeat song
Lose all my power song
Prove I’m not dead song
My server’s not on
Starting right now I’ll be indicted
I’ll play my defeat song
And I don’t care if everbody else goes down

Losing votes and I’m sleeping in
everybody’s worried about the real me
I’m too much of a creep
Say I’m a creep (Just a Creep)
and it’s been 16 years I miss my power
but there’s still a mystry about burried bones
No one believes
Yeah, no one believes

And those things I shouldn’t take
Blot clots inside my brain
I will hide them for tonight
Can hear my screaching this time?

This is my defeat song
Lose all my power song
Prove I’m not dead song
My server’s not on
Starting right now I’ll be indicted
I’ll play my defeat song
And I don’t care if everbody else goes down

Like a Small mail
On My Server
Getting Big Donations
Like How a Single Check
Can make Borders Open
But I only have one catch
But I can make an even Billion

This is my defeat song
Lose all my power song
Prove I’m not dead song
My server’s not on
Starting right now I’ll be indicted
I’ll play my defeat song

And I don’t care if everbody else goes down

My Name is Zika - Parody to The Tune of My Name is Luka

My Name is Zika
I Live Just Out Your Door
I Live to Frighten You
Yes I think you’ve heard of me before

If you get a bite late at night
Some kind of bump some kind of itch
Just don’t think about what it was
Just don’t think about what it was
Just don’t think about what it was

I think it’s because of where I live
I try not to go outside
Maby it’s because I’m pregnant
I try not to act too scared

They they bite you and you cry
After that you know you may die
You just don’t care anymore
You just don’t care anymore
You just don’t care anymore

Yes, I think I was bit today
A bite when I went out the door
If you ask, I will have to say
and it’s not like I will wasn’t gong to die anyway
I guess I’d like to die alone
with just a bite nothing More

My Name is Zika
I Live Just Out Your Door
I Live to Frighten You
Yes I think you’ve heard of me before

They they bite you and you cry
After that you know you may die
You just don’t care anymore

You just don’t care anymore

Neo Con's Paradise - Parody

As I walk though the city shadow of Detroit
I look at my country and realize that there’s none left
Cause’ I’ve been dealing and lobbying so long that
Even my party thinks were  gone
But I ain’t never crossed a trade deal or war that I didn’t like
Maybe I’m a Rhino, I know that is what you have heard
You better watch how you voting and where you live
or me and my Rhinos might vote For Hillary
I really don’t care if she trips but I got have Trump Lose
As if he goes, I see myself in the news fool
I’m the kinda R that little peons want to be like
On my knees before the mighty Dems hoping it never comes to light

They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise

The media controls the situation that keeps full of money
I can’t live a normal live, I was raised by a nanny
Too much time on television watching me chasing fame
I’m a over educated fool with money paid for me
got my fake SAT and never a gun in my hand
World government is jusy a heart beat away
I’m living my life and you can live or die what do I care
I’m 43 never knew I would be worth more than a B
The way you are voting, I don’t know?

They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise

Power and the Money, Money and the Power
Minute after Minute, Hour after Hour
Everybody thinks they know whos running it’s my half that is
They say I’ve got to listen but nobody here is worth it
If they don’t know who runs it how can they tell me?
I guess they can’t
I guess they won’t
I know it’s a front
That is why your out of luck Fools

They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
They been spending most of their lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise
We keep spending most of our lives in a NeoCon Paradise

Tell me why the public is too blind to see
That ones that know are sure not to tell

Tell me why the public is too blind to see

That ones that know are sure not to tell

Trumpster vs. Cruzbot Online Battle


Cruzbot:
Cruz will never give an endorsement. I'll be voting my conscience, Gary Johnson.

Trumpster:
Good for you! I'm glad you are not writing in Ted Cruz.

Cruzbot:
Cruz isn't on the ballot but Johnson is. I'll vote for who is on the ballot and the down ticket but I won't ever vote for crooked Hillary or Don the con.

Trumpster:
Oh, I thought you were voting for Johnson because you knew Cruz was a fraud who asked the DNC for money to defeat Trump. Never mind.

Cruzbot:
Hate to break it to you but your tinfoil hat theories of Cruz asking the DNC for money is another Trumpbart hoax.

Trumpster:
 Was his plane ride with Obama also a hoax?

Cruzbot:
They flew together in an awkward plane ride to the Dallas police memorial you confused nut.

Trumpster:
I bet it was awkward for Obama to see Ted begging for money.

Cruzbot:
Seeing how money wasn't discussed, I suppose it was. Your tinfoil hat is in too tight.

Trumpster:
I bet you love seeing Chris Christie hug Obama as well. Cruz is and was a moron for going anywhere with Obama.

Cruzbot:
You do realize New Jersey went through a freaking flooding storm right? You Trumptards are pathetic.

Trumpster:
I Didn't see the Governor of Louisiana give George Bush a great big hug. Mm, perhaps the Dems are more politically astute than the GOP. Dummies like Ted Cruz and Chris Christie think the Democrats are on their side. Then they are shocked when the Democrats use them and blame them for the problem. And you call me a Trumptard.