Cruz to the Tune of Cruise by Florida Georgia Line - Parody

Cruz to the Tune of Cruise by Florida Georgia Line - Parody

Mandy you a song
You make me want to take off my pants and be Ted Cruz

Hey Mandy

Yeah, when I first saw that she had condoms on her
She’s tweetin right out of the Georgetown U
Thought, Oh Good Lord, She had that little short dress
Couldn’t help myself so I walked up and said

Mandy you a slut
You make me wanna take my pants off and be Ted Cruz!
Down in the back of the bus blowin right through
Every little midget is just like you
In this brand new Bus with my campaign sign
I’d look a hell of a lot better with you layin in it
So Mandy you a slut

You make wanna take off my pants and be Ted Cruz!


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