Marco Rubio Parody to the Tune of Ricky Don't Lose That Number

From Karl Rove to Marco Rubio to the tune of
Ricky Don’t Lose That Number:

We hear you’re losing, that's Not OK
I thought your little wild time was done
Were kind of scared you would turn and burn
But we could have had a change of heart

Rubio don't lose your state
You won’t take anything else
Snort it off a letter that you wrote
Rubio don't lose that state
It's the only one you can
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, he's heard your name
He would like to take you driving on Slow Hand Row
We could stay inside and play games, I don't know
And we could have a change of heart

You tell yourself you're not my kind
But you don't even know your mind

And you could have a change of heart

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