The Star Spangled Banner - Colin Kaepernick Edition

The Star Spangled Banner - Colin Kaepernick Edition


Oh, say can Kap See
That Whites raised him right
Why is he protesting that we hate
At the bling and his last tatoo
Who’s broad shoulders made a big star
Though he never faced a perilous fight
O’er the Riches we gave
Were so genorously shared
And the police’s blue stare
The blm rapping for dares
Gave us proof that there is danger
And that we will stand while our flag is still there
Oh, it’s not perfect but for the Star Banngled Banner we Stand
O’r the Fans are not for Kap

Because he thinks he is brave

The Futures So Bright I Have To Wear Blue Shades - Parody

The Futures So Bright I Have To Wear Blue Shades


I study political science, I love my classes
I got a crazy candidate who wears Blue glasses
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

I wanna job waiting for her inauguration
Four Fifty thou a year will buy a lotta beds
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

She’s only Seventy needs her rest and her Eppi Device
She’s a Weezin-Dom Lechy with x-rayed Lungs
Things are not great, and they’re not getting better
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades

Yeah, She is no doing it right, not getting healthy
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She’s not doing it right, getting bad injections
The future’s such a fright She’s gotta wear Blue shades
She gotta wear Blue shades, She gotta Blue wear shades
Gotta wear Blue shades, got to wear Blue shades
She’s only Seventy needs her rest and her Eppi Device

She’s a Weezin-Dom Lechy with x-rayed Lungs